falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

imaginebaggins:

e-zekiel:

I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT

round 38579485 of make john green find the thing

*cracks knuckles*

atheistme:

sconesandtexting:

No child is born homophobic.

This child is precious and I hope he never changes.

This youtube video is seriously the best.

You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?

Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

fancysomedisneymagic:

As of March 23, 2012, Disney Legend Glen Keane has left the Walt Disney animation studios. Glen served as a mentor to several Disney artists and a hero to those aspiring to work for the company. This post is in honor of his outstanding work in animation, his ability to breathe life into that which was once without and his dedication to the Walt Disney company.

xekstrin:

I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are

you are and I love you

My friends told me its weird when people kiss with tongue?

is it really that weird?

I always thought it was pretty damn fun.

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples